John
Ted (voice)
Samantha
Tami-Lynn
Donny
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Rick
Frank
Shep Wild
Joy
Tom Jessup
Judge
Customer
Fertility Doctor
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Dr. Ed Danzer
Karl Jackson
Comic
Adoption Agent
Female Nurse
Allison
Blind Guy
Waitress
Todd Kidder
Boston Newscaster
Boston Neighbor
Wedding Singer
NYC Doctor
NYC Nurse
Obi-Wan
Stormtrooper
Jury Foreman
Juror
Juror
Bailiff
Receptionist
Band Leader
Cyclist
Jogger
Hasbro CEO Assistant
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Cop (Boston PD)
Cop (Boston PD)
Meighan Assistant
Reporter
Nerd (Wedgie)
Comic Con Fan
Security Guard
Security Guard
Borg
Hellboy
Vendor
Film Executive
Police Dispatcher
Diner Waitress
Bachelor Party Guest
Jump Rope Guy
Wedding Announcer
Ted Toy (voice)
Tiffany
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Flash Girl (uncredited)
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Reporter (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
Yacht Guest (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
Attendee (uncredited)
Lighting
Electrician
Lighting Technician
Directing
Director
Script Supervisor
Production
Producer
Producer
Producer
Producer
Casting
Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Associate Producer
Co-Producer
Co-Producer
Executive Producer
Crew
Stunts
Technical Supervisor
Special Effects
Special Effects
Special Effects
Special Effects Coordinator
Special Effects Coordinator
Special Effects
Special Effects
Driver
Stunts
Stunts
Driver
Stunts
Stunt Double
Stunt Driver
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Coordinator
Stunts
Stunt Driver
Special Effects
Stunts
Compositor
Compositor
Compositor
Compositor
Compositor
Compositor
Stunts
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunts
CG Supervisor
Visual Effects
Animation
Animation
Animation
Animation
Animation
Animation
Animation
Animation
Animation
Visual Effects Producer
Animation
Animation
Visual Effects
Visual Effects Producer
Animation
Animation
Animation
Animation
Animation Director
Animation
Editing
Editor
Art
Art Direction
Production Design
Supervising Art Director
Set Decoration
Art Direction
Storyboard Artist
Writing
Writer
Writer
Characters
Writer
Camera
Director of Photography
Still Photographer
Sound
Production Sound Mixer
Music Editor
Original Music Composer
Music Editor
Orchestrator
Costume & Make-Up
Costume Design